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pervingonkpop:

A preview of what it will look like when you wake up tomorrow. 
Maybe his hair will be a little bit messier…
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pervingonkpop:

Practising? Do you need a life size model? I know a few a sizable amount of volunteers.
sizable like your dick
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pervingonkpop:

You want a kiss? 
Not before you remove your hat, hoodie, jacket, shirt, pants, shoes, socks, boxers, and anything else hindering me from your bangable body. 
P.S. Leave the glasses on.
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pervingonkpop:

They may look like crazy old men with Amish beards, but ZZ Top got it right when they sang, “Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man.” 
I can hear the panties dropping now.
And look at those eyes and that HAND. That hand that will surely do miraculous things to you later. 
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dragions:

"Huh? You were checking out her boo-"
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pervingonkpop:

I would be using that measuring tape to measure something else. 
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pervingonkpop:

That pose and that suit indicates that he knows what he wants and he’s ready to take charge. 
The question is, are you willing to do whatever he asks?
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